Ruminations of a Red Dirt Hussy

December 18, 2015

At least he isn’t Donald Trump.

Filed under: General,gop — Vadasmaker @ 2:09 pm
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Cruz. What the hell kind of name is that? Rafael Edward Cruz. Maybe someone misspelled it. It’s probably Cruise. Or Crews. Hm. Hold on. I’ll be right back.

Sorry that took so long. I was trying to find someone who would tell me Cruz was misspelled. No dice. Not only is it not misspelled, but his father is Cuban, for shit’s sake. You know what’s in Cuba, don’t you? COMMUNISTS! And DRUG CARTELS!

So now we’re letting drug-cartel-running communists declare themselves presidential candidates? I suppose it was inevitable. I mean, look at who’s in the White House now. That Muslim. Born in Hawaii. Of a Kenyan father and American mother. Kind of like Ted.

Oh. Wait. Cruz was born in a whole different country. He says his mother is American, but I want to see her birth certificate. Don’t you?

If Cruz should slither into the White House, what’s the first thing he’s going to do? Come on. Guess. Right! Repeal the Affordable Care Act! (Not that such a thing will affect Oklahoma. We’re already dead last in the health-care provision area.)

Oh, wait. But if he repeals the ACA, what will he do for insurance? His wife, Heidi (and what the hell kind of name is that? I want to see her birth certificate, too!) won’t be any help, because she’s taking an unpaid leave of absence from Goldman Sachs. Yeah. That Goldman Sachs.

Well, I guess COBRA will come in handy. Do what? Hold on a minute.

This just in. He’s going to buy insurance through an exchange. The ACA-created exchange. Surely not. Even he can’t descend to that level of hypocrisy. It’s ok, though, because he’s not going to take a subsidy. Bless his heart.

I take back what I said about him being a greasy-haired fuck-wit. Now he’s just greasy-haired.

 

 

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2 Comments »

  1. How many buzz words can you use in a sentence? YOU WIN! Mary Chrispyness!

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    Comment by pony tale girl — December 21, 2015 @ 8:38 am | Reply

  2. Yep, Trump is a funny monkey, Cruz is a deady snake. But he’s not likeable enough (ala Nixon) & he’ll find a way to step on his dick before it’s all over. So will the rest of the clown car occupants (‘cept Carly of course because that’s not possible). On the other hand, maybe Carly CAN step on her dick.

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    Comment by Michael Smith — December 26, 2015 @ 9:00 pm | Reply


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